Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.

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blankslate:

i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches

i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth

whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you

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ASOIF meme - Faith of the Seven
The faith of the Seven arose in the Hills of Andalos among the Andals. It is claimed that the Seven walked among the Hills of Andolos in human form. According to The Seven-Pointed Star: The Father brought down seven stars from heaven and placed them on the brow of Hugor of the Hill, the first king of the Andals, to form his crown and the Maid brought forth a girl supple as a willow with eyes like deep blue pools that became Hugor his first wife, the Mother made her fertile, who bore him forty-four mighty sons as foretold by the Crone. The Warrior gave each son strength of arms and the Smith wrought each a suit of iron plate ♦ request

posted 2 days ago with 733 notes

dicapriod:

And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow.

posted 2 days ago with 354 notes
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Well, are you out tonight?

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posted 3 days ago with 4,566 notes
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#am
naernias:
YOUR BLOG IS A BEAUTIFUL CREATION I HOPE YOU & IT EXIST FOREVER

THANK YOU CAPS CAPS

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The Genius of Hitchcock [x]

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posted 3 days ago with 3,530 notes

#art

teamfreehunter:

Horcruxes (objects)

One splits ones soul and hides part of it in an object. By doing so, you are protected, should you be attacked and your body destroyed.

posted 3 days ago with 885 notes

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

posted 3 days ago with 49,074 notes

tennants-hair:

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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and, of course, from henry v

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ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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did

did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke

posted 3 days ago with 324,375 notes

englishsnow:

Ireland by beefolksociety

posted 3 days ago with 12,575 notes