Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.
i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches
i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth
whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you
ASOIF meme - Faith of the Seven
The faith of the Seven arose in the Hills of Andalos among the Andals. It is claimed that the Seven walked among the Hills of Andolos in human form. According to The Seven-Pointed Star: The Father brought down seven stars from heaven and placed them on the brow of Hugor of the Hill, the first king of the Andals, to form his crown and the Maid brought forth a girl supple as a willow with eyes like deep blue pools that became Hugor his first wife, the Mother made her fertile, who bore him forty-four mighty sons as foretold by the Crone. The Warrior gave each son strength of arms and the Smith wrought each a suit of iron plate ♦ request
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow.
Well, are you out tonight?
THANK YOU CAPS CAPS
The Genius of Hitchcock [x]
One splits ones soul and hides part of it in an object. By doing so, you are protected, should you be attacked and your body destroyed.
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke